Wednesday, August 15, 2012

I am a horrible person.....

And I'm so sorry!! I really am! Would it help if I say I'll make it up to you? 

It just dawned on me that I haven't blogged in months! Months, I say! Did you miss me?

I have been neglecting my blogging duties, because, of course, you all are so interested in the happs of my life (eye roll).   So I'm going to give you a brief roundup of it over the last couple of months.....

1. I got an invite! Yes! Yes, I did!  Woot! Woot! My friend, T, and I got our emails within seconds of each other. I opened her email saying she got it. My response "Got, what?"  Then, I had a light bulb moment. "Oh shit! She got her invite!" Then I looked for mine and it was there! KaPOW!  My OA is on Monday and I am beginning to crap my pants.  I'm trying desperately not to freak out but the anticipation is building and building.  Oh yeah and the little e-QIP....haven't started yet.   I need to get on it otherwise I'm going to be screwed come Monday.  We'll see. Hopefully, I'll pass.

2. In my quest of applying to all jobs in the federal government, I got a response from the FBI as an Intelligence Analyst. "Go take this test," they said.  Okay, I did. It was crazy hard. Like the SAT, LSAT, MCAT, and accountant's exam all at once.  I had a few "oh shit!" and "WTF is this?" and "Who the hell knows that answers to these questions" moments then, too.  To top of that crazy cake, it was all timed. Hello Pressure, nice to meet you.   After all of that, I passed. Yay to me!  Now I'm at the stage where my scores and my resume are with the managers and if they like me, they'll call me for an interview. They have until September first to decide if I'm worthy. Otherwise, I have to reapply all over again.  That's fine. My scores are good for life so I don't have a test again.

3. Did I mention I got an invite to the OA? Yep, I did!

4. Work sucks!

5. I discovered 50 Shades of Gray and OMG! I never knew! However, grammar almost ruined it.

6. I love the phrase "I googled it, Sir." - See #5.

7. My 5 week holiday with J to various countries in Africa is 6 short months away.  I'm so excited! My mom sent me this HIGH-larious voicemail one Saturday during tax season about how she doesn't think I'm going to get married but she wants grandchild so it's okay with her I get pregnant while in Africa with J.  In fact, she wants me to go see a medicine man who will sprinkle some "hooba dust" on me.  Umm yeah, my mom is nuts so special!

8. Went to the Gay Pride Festival in here Baltimore for the first time and I had the time of my life!

9. I still love Zumba!

10. I still really want to be part of the FS world. Please hire me!

Roundup over. Nothing really monumental to report.  Check back in on Monday.

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